"O"

     I got to be the photographer for the before and after pictures of my dad's yard. When he's done with his yard in a year or two we'll take new pictures and then look at the old pictures and see how much work was put into it. I also got to learn how to mow the lawn. I've done it before but it doesn't scare me now. Except for the part when I thought I was about to mow over a wasps nest and just let go of everything and ran. But I did it in the most mature way possible because I am mature.
  
      We also almost missed Annaliese's soccer game. We missed half the game and they lost 2-3, but she still got to play so woo-hoo for her. I learned the proper way to eat a tic tac at the soccer field during her practice. Turns out there's a little thingy on the opening that the tic tac is supposed to balance on when you flip the box upside down and open it. It's not exactly full-proof because sometimes two come out and one falls. Or both fall. And then they land on the soccer field where oh so many cleats have stepped before. And another thing. You can't play try-to-get-me with them in your pocket because they make the most annoying sound.

     And here is part 1 of my new...I don't even know what to call it. I'll call it "O." So "O" is pretty much the random-est things I could think I of and it pretty much describes what goes on in my head. I understand if you have no idea how to read it or what it means because I can't even do that myself so enjoy part 1 of "O" by Melita. 

hey dumby fish over there with the tuna sandwhich all covered in scales and the breath of a vampire…vampires sparkle with the glow from a ranch after daylight has spoken with a question mark and then u sit on the grass with a banana in one arm and a  pepsi can upon the foot of the right side of the monkey who is your best friend and u cannot shall not ever set foot on the mcdonalds premises of glitter because u know their secret about how u cannot feed your monkey tacos and this book is to the tune of sexy and I know it if u didn’t read that like that I suggest u start over just because u can and u know your dumb if u pet a gorilla…. and then it tells u your dumb cuz then u know its true and your also kind of creative  if u can speak Swahili and not English because that would be just the way it is so have the day u have and continue yourself because u are what makes it all slippery in the kitchen so stop it right now and write a book if u want but make sure the pasta isn’t that salty because the ocean is made of salt and then u probably just killed a panda with a tiger in the study at Disney world because that’s the way youtube was meant to be so take it or leave it but make sure to recycle it so that the world becomes better than it is and that u make that happen

                                                           Melita has left the building.